The first - and most important - thing that you should know about me is that I am utterly obsessed with the pursuit of carnal pleasures. I believe life is about giving in, and succumbing to your deepest and darkest desires - whatever they may be. What else would life be, otherwise? For why should you deny oneself, when life is so fleeting?

Now that we've got that out the way, you should know that I am a mid to late twenties woman,  blessed to be born and raised in the bustling city of London. The bright lights of the city - buzzing with energy and excitement as people mingle in gorgeous bars and restaurants - never seem to bore me.

Don't get me wrong, however, I also adore a cosy night in, snuggling up, sipping a homemade cocktail, and listening to the inevitable and ever changing British weather outside.

I'm a huge lover of art and history, and you'll never find me happier at an exhibition or with my nose in a book. I am forever engrossed by ancient Egypt, wars in the Middle East & Eastern Asia, and the history of Western imperialism.

Aside from art and history, I'm also a sci-fi and video game lore enthusiast, with Fallout, Bioshock, and Disco Elysium being my absolute favourite games of all time. I adore robots and dystopias. Ex-Machina, The Animatrix, the Alien franchise, Dune, and the Star Wars franchise are just a few examples of my favourite pieces of sci-fi fiction.

​On the less nerdy end of the spectrum, I love opera, ballet, classical music, and collecting religious antiques.

If you've followed me on my social media, you'll know fully well that despite my classy marketing, I have an outrageously wicked sense of humour, an obnoxiously filthy laugh, and an almost dangerously down to earth personality. I don't and have never taken myself too seriously, and can guarantee that we'll be laughing the night away together.

See my 'date ideas' page for a comprehensive list to get you inspired for our time together.